they gave me two right slippers.

 

Do I:

A) Mail them back?

B) Wear them anyways.

 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000VZTP50

 

I was so psyched to get them since my feet have been cold for the last week. I even put on Daft Punk and was dancing all around but then.... I put them on and they felt funny. Two right slippers!

they look kinda uni-foot to me.

haha, i can't believe you are still wearing them!

i don't know if i feel like returning them.

 

Going to call now.

I have to pay for shipping. F that.

The plan is now to wear two right slippers all winter.

 When I have to have knee surgery in 15 years I'll sue them for millions.

Yesssssss! I'm a genius!

You better delete this forum if you want that paper though Daba. This proves you knew the slippers would blow out your knee.

 

On another note, I had this happen with a pair of slippers once as well. Although mine were LL Bean ones and you could definitely tell both were right. 

 

 

 

well, aren't you mister Richie Rich with your fancy LL Beans!

haha, you should try to buy one left one now

A lesser man would fold under these circumstances. I am a fighter though and am currently wearing two right slippers.

 

Buster, want to go with me down to Canal Street and try to bargain on my behalf to buy one left slipper. I bet you could get me one for a good price.

Why yes, I eat caviar out of my LL Beans.

 

When I tried to get my left slipper, they tried to make it seem like it was somehow my fault, eventhough I bought them online, and not in a store. Like I purposefully ordered them as two right slippers. 

 

 

Are slippers that important?

They are if you like your feet to be warm.

You dudes are so bougie... I rock sweat socks son!

(with little holes in em... im from the projects)

Socks are for chumps Al. With Slippers, you can run to the store without having to put any other shoe on, and your feet don't get as sweaty when you're just sitting around at your house.

Dammit... you bougie mufuckas are always one step ahead.